Once again, the government has decided to sponsor a 6 month vacation for our good friend Ether. This time, it’s the Commonwealth of Massachusetts who is gracious enough to pick up the tab. Wicked Awesome ! Anyways, since a whole bunch of people have been asking me how to write him/send him books, money, etc., I figured instead of answering everyone individually (which honestly, I would never actually get around to doing) I could just blog about it, and the whole interweb-world would know, and I could spend my time watching this instead of writing what would essentially be the same email over and over, ad nauseum. Yay technology!

So yeah, I go into cleverly-witty detail about it here, but the basics are:

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The above is Ether’s contact info. He can only receive letters, books and money orders. No clothing/envelopes/stamps/art supplies/etc. of any kind. Photos are allowed as long as they are not polaroid, and I think it’s only 5 or 6 photos per envelope, but since most of the people who asked me for his contact info are dudes, it would be kinda weird for you to send photos at all, as I doubt he wants to decorate his cell with a bunch of pictures of dudes. And sorry ladies, this isn’t Rikers Island. In case anyone missed the memo, jail in Boston is a Wicked Classy place, and as such no nude photos/pornography are allowed. Wicked Bummer:(

You must put a name and return address on any and all letters. It does not have to be your actual name and return address. Get it? Good.

For those who asked about sending money, please send it in the form of a money order made out to *** **** ****** **. Please put his ID number somewhere on the money order, and mail to above address. Wicked Cool!

For those who asked about sending books, Suffolk County HOC only accepts paperback books shipped from either amazon.com (no 3rd party/used book sellers) or barnesandnobel.com. His amazon.com wishlist is here! Wicked Easy, right?!

And for those people who are worried about mailing things to Ether directly in jail, just send your letters here:

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So yeah, that’s about it. Oh, also, I will be updating this blog till he gets out, so be sure to check back for lots of Super Wicked Awesome updates!

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